In recent weeks, the people of Bryan/College Station and the greater area which the world wide web services, have risen up in an imaginary protest against D.O., "online diary for the masses" webmaster, outraged by his inability to keep said website updated. The main arguments from each party are as follows.
The People
- We know for a fact that D.O. has an interesting life, why else would we even have come to this site in the first place? It isn't that hard for him to just keep us updated with one of his undoubtedly endless humorous events from his daily life?
- We all set the "online diary for the masses" as our homepage. We believe we deserve a homepage that changes from time to time.
- Though we are small in number (five, tops), we believe our rights are more important than the rights of webmaster D.O.
D.O.
- I know the people enjoy seeing a picture at the top of any given blog post, and due to a lack of photographic inspiration recently, I've had nothing worth while to offer.
- I determine my site's popularity by the number of comments left, therefore, if a post about, oh... say a beautiful sunset receives zero comments, I'm less apt to post (arguably waste) any more brilliance .
- I don't see anybody else posting any lyrical beauty on their sites (save Matt Graham and Joshua Langston, who do not count themselves part of "the people").
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